Grouchy Ouchy

Grouchy Ouchy is a licensed massage practice run by a therapist who focuses on medical and clinical work: Complete Decongestion Therapy and Manual Lymph Drainage for lymphedema and post-surgical swelling, along with clinical massage for injuries, strains and trigger points. The therapist states that the work is not relaxation massage and that the certifications are all medical, including a Certified Lymphedema Therapist credential.

Sessions are booked and paid by time rather than technique, and private pay is the only option, though a superbill is available for insurance claims. Treatments take place in a home office about five miles north of Cheyenne, and mobile visits are offered to established clients. The therapist says the schedule is flexible, typically midday on weekdays, and pets are present in the home office. Contact is by text or voicemail because unknown calls are screened.